Which got here first this vacation season — Santa or Bigfoot? When you’re in Oregon, the reply is (b) for Bigfoot … and so they have his picture on a site visitors cam to show it. Does anybody have an image of Santa on the roof? Who’s imaginary now? Oregon State Police in Morrow County acquired a “frantic” name from a motorist on the evening of November thirtieth claiming to have seen a Sasquatch. Doing a little late Black Friday buying or maybe on an early scouting mission for Santa? Bigfoot is an elf? Is that this the makings of a brand new vacation film?
“REAL BIGFOOT SIGHTING HERE IN Oregon. State Police acquired a frantic telephone name a few Bigfoot sighting close to the Hood River exit a number of weeks in the past.”
Whereas it was not made public till December fifteenth on the Umatilla / Morrow County Watch Fb web page (which tracks “scanner stories from police and hearth in Morrow County and surrounding areas), the incident occurred on November thirtieth on I-84 at Exit 64A, which at that time runs alongside the Columbia River bordering Washington – two hotbeds of Bigfoot sightings. In keeping with the Umatilla / Morrow County Watch:
“The caller described the factor as “dwarfing the guard rail” and “too huge to be a bear” to not point out it was strolling upright.”
That feels like Bigfoot, proper? This being the Pacific Northwest, the 911 operators get a variety of Bigfoot calls and this one was clearly not an emergency, so the dispatcher had time to examine a monitor linked to Oregon Division of Transportation site visitors and climate cameras alongside I-84 – one which occurred to be pointed on the very spot the place the Bigfoot was allegedly noticed. At this level, the story strikes from “allegedly” to “hmmm.”
“The dispatcher instantly checked the ODOT digital camera and noticed this picture…..
This picture gave me chills so I needed to share it with you guys!”
As you’ll be able to see (right here’s a hyperlink to the picture), it’s a darkish, shadowy, blurry picture of one thing that might be a Bigfoot straddling a guardrail … on an official authorities digital camera. There’s not less than one automotive approaching, which can or might not have been the witness. At this level, it’s time to search for dots to hook up with make a case for or in opposition to Bigfoot. It’s 11:30 pm on a Saturday evening, so it might be drunken partier dumped by his Uber driver. That exit is close to the place the Hood River runs into the Columbia, and the Hood River runs to Mt. Hood, a spot with quite a few Bigfoot sightings. There don’t look like another 911 calls or stories to the media a few Bigfoot sighting that evening. The factor was strolling upright because it climbed over a guardrail – uncommon for a bear.
The dot accumulating might go on and on, because it does within the lengthy and largely skeptical feedback part on the Umatilla / Morrow County Watch Fb web page. The date is most intriguing to this author, because it’s the day after Thanksgiving and the true official begin of the vacation buying season. Is that this a Bigfoot going house to Washington after visiting household in Oregon? Or is Bigfoot on a scouting mission for Santa?
The Santa Bigfoot connection has been explored earlier than – the 2018 “Bigfoot” animated movie is a few “devious yeti” who finds Santa’s naughty checklist and “banishes Santa to the Land Of Vacation Misfits, leaving it as much as a younger boy named Finn and his trusty dragon Haldor to discover a approach to save Christmas.” The ebook “Bigfoot and Santa Get Trashed in Vegas” tells the ‘fictional’ story of Bigfoot, Santa and the Tooth Fairy throwing a bachelor occasion in Las Vegas for the Easter Bunny earlier than he marries a Playboy bunny.
Is that this image from an Orgon freeway proof of the existence of Bigfoot? Is its look throughout the vacation season proof of a Bigfoot-Santa connection? Ought to we be placing Bigfoot on the shelf as an alternative of that annoying elf? These ideas are my reward to you to ponder and focus on with household and pals whereas sharing a mug of scorching cider throughout whichever vacation you’re celebrating. And if you happen to’re in Oregon, pour a mug for Sasquatch, simply in case.
Merry Christmas from me and Bigfoot.