Can Bigfoot or aliens get Coronavirus I have to know as a result of I’ve had contact with them
2:37 PM · Apr 18, 2020 from Las Vegas, NV
Sure, this tweet was from THAT Jose Canseco (please don’t inform us there’s one other one!) – the star Main League baseball participant whose profession is tainted by performance-enhancing medication and whose post-baseball profession is tainted by habits that may very well be defined by medication however he swears is respectable. Only one yr in the past, Jose tweeted about alien contact and time journey. This week, he once more tweeted about alien contact, threw in Bigfoot, and expressed concern one or each having the coronavirus. Is he admitting they gave it to him or that he gave it to them? Is any of this true and even potential – together with aliens or Bigfoot having the coronavirus?
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In 2019, after saying that he’d had contact with aliens, Canseco and Morgan Strelow at Morgan Administration introduced that 5 fortunate folks with $5,000 to waste (ah, these have been the times) might “Go on a Bigfoot and alien Tour with Jose Canseco” within the desert close to Las Vegas in Jose’s customized RV the place they’d “Camp out within the wild. Inform tales and possibly meet an actual Bigfoot.” Perhaps? For $5,000 (OK, meals was included) there needs to be some form of assure.
Do you bear in mind studying about Jose’s Bigfoot and alien encounter together with 5 witnesses? In fact you don’t … as a result of it by no means occurred. Morgan Administration introduced in October 2019 that it had been “back-burnered” in order that Jose might open “Jose Canseco’s Showtime Automotive Wash” in Las Vegas the place he would wash your automotive (OK, somebody would wash your automotive), signal autographs (That might be the true Jose) and host his podcast (which solely lasted 4 episodes – see an attention-span pattern right here?).
OK, that doesn’t essentially imply Jose didn’t spend a day with Bigfoot or his alien buddies alone (would they’ve nonetheless needed their minimize of the $5,000-per-person tour payment?). If he did, what are the probabilities of an trade of the coronavirus in both path? Whereas aliens and viruses has been a sci-fi staple, the truth is that viruses are designed for a human or mammalian host. Nevertheless, one touch upon the tweet brings up an fascinating query: what concerning the tall white aliens who allegedly appear like Nordic people? If there are tall white Scandinavians who appear proof against the virus, are they aliens? Or hybrids?
However, Bigfoot undoubtedly seems to be mammalian, making it’s an infection a chance … apart from its lengthy proclivity to social distancing. Why would a number of resolve to rise up shut and private with Jose Canseco? Are they huge baseball followers? Do they assume he’s been unfairly handled and are supporting his election to the Baseball Corridor of Fame? Why not Pete Rose first? Doesn’t he look slightly extra like Bigfoot?
It appears extra possible that Jose’s different grasp at 15 extra minutes of post-baseball fame – his long-running feud with Alex Rodriguez (one other former star whose profession is tainted by a drug scandal) over whether or not A-Rod cheated on present girlfriend Jennifer Lopez with Conseco’s ex-wife Jessica – one thing all events have denied … besides Jose.
If we might discover the Bigfoot or aliens Jose talked to, possibly they may give us the reality. Then once more, they talked to Jose Canseco. Who’s gonna belief them?